{"product_id":"call-of-cthulhu-statue","title":"Call of Cthulhu Statue","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eLegacy of the Abyss: Vintage Cosmic Horror Cthulhu Resin Statue\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eEmbrace the raw, apocalyptic spirit of thrash and extreme metal. This meticulously sculpted Cthulhu statue pays homage to the dark, esoteric aesthetics of the Metal music scene. These pieces carry the true spirit of metal history: a tribute to the legendary bass-wielding genius of the 80s thrash scene — the bell-bottomed rebel known as \"The Major Rager\", who brought H.P. Lovecraft into heavy metal and turned cosmic horror into one of the most iconic instrumentals ever recorded. Gone too soon, never forgotten.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 0cm;\" type=\"disc\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🐙\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eEldritch Anatomical Design:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e Features a deeply detailed, menacing cephalopod face with swirling tentacles, horned ridges and a weathered, time-worn finish — available in Black\/Gold or Green\/Blue — for an ancient relic look. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🎸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eOld-School Metal Heritage:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e Crafted with the dark, heavy aesthetics of 80s thrash and doom metal culture, directly evoking the dark artwork and atmosphere that defined Lovecraftian horror in heavy music.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🤘\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003ePremium Craftsmanship:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e Cast from high-quality, durable resin with a solid runic-inscribed base, built to withstand the crushing vibrations of heavy low-end frequencies. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops: list 36.0pt;\"\u003e\n\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003eTimeless Statement Piece:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e A heavy, imposing sculpt that feels as powerful as it looks—no mainstream trends, just pure cosmic dread and unadulterated metal attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eWhy It’s a Must-Have:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eThis isn't just a collectible: it's an altar to Metal and a tribute to the pioneers of thrash metal. Whether placed next to your bass rig or dominating your music studio or bedroom, this piece captures the dark, crushing essence of extreme music culture. It is a powerful nod to The Major Rager's Lovecraftian obsession, built for those who live life tuned down to low frequencies and driven by cosmic terror.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN-US\" style=\"mso-ansi-language: EN-US;\"\u003eDark. Iconic. Uncompromising. Hail the sunken god of heavy sound.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CBOShop","offers":[{"title":"Black\/Gold","offer_id":55153482989901,"sku":"14:200006151#01","price":35.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green\/Blue","offer_id":55153483022669,"sku":"14:200006153#02","price":35.99,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0952\/4491\/0925\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_u5t8z4u5t8z4u5t8.jpg?v=1792688871","url":"https:\/\/www.cboshop.store\/nl\/products\/call-of-cthulhu-statue","provider":"CBOShop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}